Holla! Back in the House

I'm officially back in Provo. . . .

• I love my apartment,
• But I don't know any of my roommates.
• I had a blast all weekend with my parents and sister,
• But it was really hard to say goodbye last night.
• I'm still recovering from surgery,
• But I didn't have to lift anything while moving in.
• I depleted my bank account,
• But I have a flat of Diet Pepsi under my desk.
• I had fun putting away all my fun new kitchen stuff I got for my birthday,
• But still need to blog about my birthday.
• Mine and Emily's car bit the dust on the way to Utah,
• But . . . I can see no upside to this.
  
• I have church at 11:50, so it's technically morning,
• But still.
  

I'll give a more thorough update of my week--birthday, road trip, ugly tablecloth, phantom roommates and all--soon.

In case you were wondering

In case you were wondering what exactly I write for these articles, here's a sample. This article came from a batch I just finished last week.

I didn't promise great writing, but it merited a check in the mail.

**Edit: I found my favorite article I've ever written. I wasn't sure if it was posted on the tips site, but here it is, in all its tongue-in-cheek glory.**

Death by Member Appreciation

Whenever I get those emails from Borders rewards with a 25-percent-off member appreciation coupon and I know that I can't go because I have no money, it just kills me.