Glorious Grammar Girl
I think I found my alter ego. Thanks, Katelyn--Grammar Girl truly is incredible. She has a podcast every Thursday (to which I now subscribe)--love it. She covers topics from commas and usage to the subjunctive, slang, and the universal purpose of grammar. It's nice to know that there are others out there who share my passion for parallelism. Grammar Girl (aka Bonnie Trenga) wrote a book, The Curious Case of the Misplaced Modifier: it's on my summer reading list.