Throughout this pregnancy I've tried not to exploit the pregnancy card too often, but now that delivery is just a couple of weeks away, I'm willing to pull out all the stops.
Women two weeks away from delivery deserve the following:
:: executive control over the A/C everywhere (the other day in the car, Josh admitted to not being able to feel his hands because the air was so cold)
:: executive control over the remote
:: no pressing time commitments--sometimes I just need to walk slow, okay?
:: parking privileges, especially at Costco
:: an unlimited supply of chocolate
Who's with me?
7 comments:
You play the pregnancy card like I play the birthday card. "Because it's my birthday week," is about the best phrase in the world.
I'm with you! The South Towne mall in Sandy actually does have reserved parking spots up front for expecting mothers. I think it's a classy move and it makes me want to shop there more.
You forgot the foot rubs! Anytime or however long! Those were the best! I come in two days...baby time! :)
Haha! Those sound like excellent privileges. Also, I want to let you know that Ms Dean called today and ordered more truffles. I gave her a little update on you and she said she still wants to send that smoked salmon. She's so funny and she just loves you!! And it made me miss you.
Totally with you.
Don't forget about the New Mama Card. Among other things, it includes the right to sleep whenever your baby does, and do nothing besides shower, eat, and nurse.
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